Woke up in the morning and hopped to my favorite local commie coffee shop
Paid my Antifa dues and copped my George Soros sponsored guap
Then bussed over state lines, voted eight times, when suddenly what did I see
A writhing mass of flesh comprised of idiocy coming at me
An unspeakable horror straight Lovecraft - complete with the racism
Better duck fast before a dumb ass in a red hat with no mask plays victim
A putrid stench pervading the air - MAGA shit heads invading everywhere
Even the Great Old Ones manage to shamble outta their geriatric care
Well I'm proud boy inbred cuck and I drive a real big pickup truck
To compensate for not seeing my dick in decades cuz of my fat fuckin gut
Makin my dick so hard it almost touches my zipper but I'm just bitter
I swiped right on a picture of my sister on tinder but she didn't wanna fuck
I'm killing these crackers that love to be actors whether they a fake woke activist
Or fat rednecks in the Gravy SEALS - I'm losing my grip so pass the fifth
These are just lyrics, so why would you fear 'em? Where is the harm in this
I'm plotting and scheming on stealing their women and turning them all into communists

I'm breaking the faces of rapists. I'm grabbing a blade for these racists
I'm bringing a so babe bodacious. I tend to be staying audacious
I can't remain complacent in this hellscape, so I'm breaking this stasis
An abrasive renegade ready to erase all of these fucking fake haters
Politikill Bias
Fuck Corona, Karens are the real pandemic of a literal virus
They wanna instigate violence so I spit fake news with vicious politikill bias

Critics pan me from the right and from the left
Watch me strike with like a Viper with venomous breath - ya'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Ya'll get what I'm picking up yet? Or is this shit just too heavy
I'm calm as a coke head wit a machete. Plus I'm broke as a joke like a New Orleans levee
Ya'll can't read The Room, Tommy Wiseau (why so) serious
Life is a Killing Joke or like huffing a can of gas til ya straight delirious
Death to all imperialists, but when I'm scheming, I'ma take my time
Steven Crowder is a limp dick bitch devoid of reason - change my mind
Elitist leaders leading us to deletion with hidden reaper features
Preachin freedom while they leeching using cut throat free market treason
Consumerists consuming us, these demons be eating your cerebrum
Should I buy me Nikes or Adidas? Fuck it, I'ma drink Coca Cola by the liter
With a kick to the stool while a rope is a wrapping around your neck
This is how I'ma deplatform you with a trip to the gallows next, bet
I'ma Porn Again Christian watching Janice Griffith again and again
And a Crystal Methodist wit a can of Wasp spray for any xtian

These stupid boomers like Chuck Schumer can all get malicious tumors
Or sit on the wrong end of a broom until they turn blue - my diction will doom ya
Here comes John Mackey, Mr. Conscious Capitalist
Ain't that like an ethical rapist? This idiot needs to be in the obit pages
I'm breaking the faces of rapists. I'm grabbing a blade for these racists
I'm bringing a so babe bodacious. I tend to be staying audacious
I can't remain complacent in this hellscape, so I'm breaking this stasis
An abrasive renegade ready to erase all of these fucking fake haters

Fuck Corona, Karens are the real pandemic of a literal virus
How ironic - they calling everybody a sheep needing to be opening their eyelids
Yet they're just too dumb to think for themselves so they worshipping a typical tyrant
They wanna instigate violence so I spit fake news with vicious politikill bias